I was completely 100% sure that I knew what I was going to write about tonight. That was, of course, before work completely inundated me and forced me to postpone blogging until 11pm. As such, you are getting a space filler blog post, which will be edited with the actual topic I was planning on tomorrow. I just don't have the time or the energy to do it tonight.
But just to make this post worth something...as small as something might be...a few jokes to end your day with a smile. (courtesy of http://www.the-preschool-professor.com/parenting-humor.html)
Definitions For Parents:
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to make love again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him/her
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: Able to whine in words.
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...
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